Psshh, played it!? It was molded after me!! And if it wasn’t it should have been! It would have made 10x more epic!

askairachnid:

askcliffjumper:

askairachnid:

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 

Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger! 

For you, it must have. I’m just saying that my experience was… I’m not sure if “pain” or “relief” existed at all for me.

Yeah well *scowls and crosses arms* Not all of us can be as lucky as you ninja bot *grumbles*

The point still remains that you both allowed yourselves to die.

This coming form the bug in a jar. Tch!

I’ve been meaning to ask, how do you type with the lack of one of your arms, your legs, your torso and you know, general lack of mind?

With the power of awesome! What’s your excuse?

1. Get a giant cat (my cats are normal size for me so I have no idea how big “giant” is).

2. Kill the giant cat.

3. Get a voodoo doctor, or a doctor that doesn’t care for the morals of life. (Hopefully they’re a good friend or else they’ll charge you big time)

4. Have voodoo/moral-less doctor bring cat back to live.

5. Boom! Gaint zombie cat.

6. Profit.

Hopefully it doesn’t eat you, That would be hard to explain to the police…or anything for that matter.   

Sorry, the cats are at the catsitter’s. Go ask him for help http://askvogel.tumblr.com/

askairachnid:

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 

Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger! 

For you, it must have. I’m just saying that my experience was… I’m not sure if “pain” or “relief” existed at all for me.

Yeah well *scowls and crosses arms* Not all of us can be as lucky as you ninja bot *grumbles*

The point still remains that you both allowed yourselves to die.

This coming form the bug in a jar. Tch!

askprowl:

askcliffjumper:

askprowl:

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 

Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger! 

For you, it must have. I’m just saying that my experience was… I’m not sure if “pain” or “relief” existed at all for me.

Yeah well *scowls and crosses arms* Not all of us can be as lucky as you ninja bot *grumbles*

askprowl:

Did it pain you to be born? Can you remember being born? 

My answer and yours will be the same. 

Frag that!! Dying hurts like a matherfragger! 

askkriti:

askcliffjumper:

askkriti:

sinnertwin:

C’MON

JUST SAY IT

JUST SAY “CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I’M COOKING”

JUST

DUDE C’MON JUST LET ME HEAR IT ONCE

Ahahaa, yeah, CJ, let’s hear ya say it!

Frag you and that stupid human!! I’m not saying anything!!

Aw, c’mon. I’ll even get ya some choccy and high grade!

I said no!! *fumes*

askkriti:

sinnertwin:

C’MON

JUST SAY IT

JUST SAY “CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I’M COOKING”

JUST

DUDE C’MON JUST LET ME HEAR IT ONCE

Ahahaa, yeah, CJ, let’s hear ya say it!

Frag you and that stupid human!! I’m not saying anything!!

Kinda. After Poker Night me and the other Cliffs get pretty drunk. We keep setting Wiggles up and wait around like the drunk idiots we are and laugh our afts off whenever Twilight comes around and and pokes him. It really completes the night if I do say so myself. 

Uh….

Wait does “Uh” count?

Hmm… that’s a tough one. I would saaaaayyy….G1. He’s always jumping into a fight and I’m more than willing to give him a helping hand. 

I’ll tell you which Cliff is the least fun to hang out with. Armada. She’s sooo boring! Yeah!! Armada Cliffjumper is a femme! Tch, all she wants to do is read all her stupid books. She doesn’t even like fighting! We don’t invite her to poker night. Doubt she’d even come if we did. 

Oh, you better believe I’m going to do something about it!! Just as soon as I get my Primeness back it’s one of the first things I’m do’n!!

He totally cheated too! If I wasn’t injured in that explosion he wouldn’t have gotten near me! *grumbles* Fragger. 

metallikato:

askprowl:

askcliffjumper:

askairachnid:

ask-dr-knockout:

generalbri:

;n; his paintjob. I mourn it.

You mourn it!!?…PHA! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL ABOUT IT GRAHH!! This is going to take forever to buff out… sonofaglitch! ~Knockout

It looks better this way. It matches your assistant now.

Ooooohhh… burn! Or I guess in this case “scuffed”, heh. 

Now, Cliffjumper, you shouldn’t joke about something like…

…

…Heh.

I always knew Prowl and Cliff could be assholes, but… GAWD. ^^^

Hey don’t judge us! It was screaming to be said!