Ask Cliffjumper!

Do you really think Ratchet care what he looks like? He’s old, old things don’t care about that. All they want to do is be cranky and yell at others that dare to even look at their lawns. 

Whatever, they wouldn’t of had nearly enough time to capture all my epic zombie self. *Grumbles* 

I think the ending broke my human too! Where am I suppose to get another one?!

Because I was too bust being cut in half, had my second explosion in one day and then had a mountain fall on top of me. And that was just the second half of my day!

You can blame repaints for that! Fraggers are keeping the world from my epic toy-ness! That’s far worse than anything that Magatron can do! Seriously, who doesn’t want of toy of me? Anyone who says otherwise is clearly the living dead and should be dealt with a mob of pitchforks and torches. As it is customary. 

All those things just makes me more mad that he was the one who killed me, and not even in a fair fight!! I mean come on!! I went through a small army! I should have at least gotten one girly scream from him. One girly scream!! Really it just makes me want to beat something up and endlessly beating up practice dummies only help so much. *Grumbles*

No, but I think I like where this is going.

Hey!

1) To be alive in the show again
2) To make Starscream wish he was dead
3) To sink all the ships with Arcee. 

Mod: Oh hey! They’re one of my followers on DA! It’s a pretty cool drawing of MLP Cliff. I really like it! It’s well drawn, nicely colored and I just really like the how you merged the armor with the pony body.

Cliff: Why do I have wings? And where’s my guns? and I’m pretty sure that’s TFA Cliff >^

Mod: *shrugs* I still really like it. 

Cliff: But why do I have wings?

Mod: Maybe they’re angel wings? But I think you’re making it bigger deal than it is Cliff.

Cliff: I want those wings to shoot out death lasers of pure epic awesomeness!! 

Mod: *Sighs* Well if anyone is wondering what we’re talking about here the link to the art. http://mosspath48.deviantart.com/art/Cliff-371703797?q=gallery%3Amosspath48%2F38746127&qo=0 Also if any one wants to talk about art such as you want me to look at your art or anything like that please contact me on my DA account http://shirobutterfly.deviantart.com/. I seriously need to go back to my personal tumblr… It’s not my main tumblr and it’s on a different account so I need to fix that… >3> Also I’m open for commissions! Please hire me ;__;

Lil Hotshot has eaten the wheels off of my rolling chair just the other day and he’s perfectly fine. I think he can handle some popcorn heh.